Tuesday, January 12, 2016

hot wheels

coveting

I feel like surprises are a sublimation of lying. It takes so much deception to pull off a surprise! As the last part of charrow's birthday, I presented her with a new bike (this in chrome) that her parents asked me to procure for her. As a result, I've told many fibs over the last couple of weeks. I even went so far as to deflate her back tire to fake a flat tire to get her into the bike shop. Nothing like using my evil powers for good. And now for something a little shorter:

would you like some red
herring with your dinner and
a piece of fib pie?

picture: irresistible napping store dog at hudson urban bicycles (currently closed for business), New York, NY, summer 2011, cross-processed slide film, Canon Tlb 

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