Thursday, August 23, 2007

going canuck


i'm thinking about running away to canada and becoming the official massage therapist for the royal canadian mounty division. i can picture it now -- outcalls will be on horseback and i can have an office in the woods where i use sticks and berries as tools for a new version of shiatsu that i'm only moments away from perfecting.

or i can just drive back and forth to sandy springs every day and watch my soul steam up the back windshield.

3 comments:

Dave and Jo said...

I'll show you twigs and berries

charrow said...

i do have citizenship...but it scheme would involve a very ugly word. One that many of my friends have been undertaking lately.

charrow said...

I do have canadian citizenship.